Top 5 Most Hilarious Sports Quotes

By Peter C

Apart from the incredible display of athletes’ talents and skills that characterize sports events, there are super amazing quotes of some important people in sports.

1. Joe Theismann

As a professional gridiron football player, Joe Theismann was popular for his uncommon ways of dissecting essential issues. An example:  “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

2. Wilt Chamberlain

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Former American professional basketball player Wilt Chamberlain who many considered one of the greatest players in the sport’s history, was also famous for his hilarious quotes like this one: “They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they’d make up their minds.”

3.  Conor MacGregor

Just like people don’t like to be interrupted when talking, Irish MMA champion Conor MacGregor  has this to say to a fellow fighter that interrupted him: ” who the f*** is that guy.”

4. Billy Tubbs

If there is an award for the most sarcastic coach, Basketball coach Billy Tubbs qualifies to be called a quipper. When asked about his team’s preparation, his response was: “This year, we plan to run and shoot. Next season we hope to run and score.”

5. Bart Scott

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Former American football player Bart Scott is known for his hilarious responses to questions and getting back at opponents. When asked about their preparation against a team, Bart responded by saying: “All we hear about is their defense. They can’t stop a nose bleed.”